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goddess47 ([personal profile] goddess47) wrote in [community profile] no_true_pair2025-09-09 05:23 pm

The Right Man for the Job (Stargate Atlantis, Stargate SG-1; John Sheppard, Jack O'Neill)

Title: The Right Man for the Job
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis, Stargate SG-1
Pairing/Characters: John Sheppard, Jack O'Neill
Word Count: 459
Content Notes: none
Prompt: [community profile] no_true_pair September 9 - John Sheppard & Jack O'Neill - well I never

Also for [community profile] sweetandshort September 2025 prompt - surprise


Link to fic: The Right Man for the Job (on AO3)
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divinemissem13 ([personal profile] divinemissem13) wrote in [community profile] no_true_pair2025-09-09 04:13 pm

Never Have I Ever - Agatha All Along/ Death Becomes Her (musical) - Agatha, Madeline

Fandoms: Agatha All Along/ Death Becomes Her (musical)
Pair: Agatha Harkness(/Rio Vidal), Madeline Ashton(/Helen Sharp)
Word Count: 767
Rating: T (language)
Prompt: "Well! I never!"


Never Have I Ever

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sunnymodffa ([personal profile] sunnymodffa) wrote in [community profile] fail_fandomanon2025-09-10 08:11 am

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Asp ([personal profile] senmut) wrote in [community profile] no_true_pair2025-09-09 01:31 pm

Mocking (Transformers [G1], Megatron & Optimus Prime)

Title: Mocking
Fandom: Transformers [G1]
Pairing/Characters: Megatron and Opitmus Prime
Content Notes: None
Prompt: 1 & 8 - well I never




"I never expected you to be so drawn to violence," Megatron drawled as Optimus Prime entered the room in Iacon City's control complex. "The pit-spawned twins, of all things?"

Optimus Prime kept his energy fields calm even as he came to sit at the conference table. It was the first time he'd seen his counterpart since Megatron had led his forces to recover Cybertron, and he thought the former gladiator was finding the truce agreeable.

"I do try to be available to my people, fully," Optimus said without any hint of discomfort or abashment.

Megatron roared in laughter.

"You would."
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smallhobbit ([personal profile] smallhobbit) wrote in [community profile] no_true_pair2025-09-09 11:27 am

Well I Never (Spooks/Sherlock Holmes, Adam Carter, Sherlock Holmes)

Title: Well I Never
Fandom: Spooks/Sherlock Holmes (ACD)
Pairing/Characters: Adam Carter & Sherlock Holmes
Content Notes: No warning needed
Prompt: September 9th - well I never

Well I Never on AO3
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divinemissem13 ([personal profile] divinemissem13) wrote in [community profile] no_true_pair2025-09-09 12:56 am

What Happens in Venice... - Star Trek TNG/ Voyager - Beverly Crusher/ Kathryn Janeway

Fandoms: Star Trek (TNG and Voyager)
Pair: Beverly Crusher/ Kathryn Janeway
Word Count: 1,496
Rating: T
Prompt: rust

What Happens in Venice... 

*this also satisfies today's prompts from Star Trek Femslash Week! 

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Kalloway ([personal profile] kalloway) wrote in [community profile] no_true_pair2025-09-08 09:24 pm
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Hi, [community profile] no_true_pair! A couple of quick notes after the first week of our 2025 Eight Character Challenge, and, in particular, tags:

1. Thank you for tagging when you can! I've been adding tags twice a day as needed most days, however my availability might be spottier than usual from the 12th through the 17th. Any question/comment responses may also be delayed during that time.

2. In 2024, we ran out of tag space and a kind anonymous person bought us a year of Premium Paid time, which gave us extra tag space. That paid time is expiring on the 21st. ETA: Thank you to the kind anonymous person who just covered us for another year!

First, thank you again to that person! Second, and I feel like there's no non-awkward way to say this so I'll just try to be succinct: I don't want anyone to feel like they need to pay for the community but it's also okay if you'd like to.

When/if the community reverts to its previous status, at any point in the future, we'll simply follow previous plans of removing (non-recurring) character tags from early community posts and also refrain from creating new character tags for future rounds so that we can continue tagging creators and fandoms.

Thanks for being part of [community profile] no_true_pair.
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penaltywaltz ([personal profile] penaltywaltz) wrote in [community profile] wipbigbang2025-09-08 04:21 pm

2025 Round: WIPBB/WIPRB: Posting Has Begun / All Open Forms Are Now Closed!

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goddess47 ([personal profile] goddess47) wrote in [community profile] no_true_pair2025-09-08 02:26 pm

One Good Turn (Stargate Atlantis, Stargate SG-1; Samantha Carter, Miko Kusinagi)

Title: One Good Turn
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis, Stargate SG-1
Pairing/Characters: Samantha Carter, Miko Kusinagi
Word Count: 541
Content Notes: none
Prompt: [community profile] no_true_pair September 8 - Samantha Carter & Miko Kusinagi - rust



Link to fic: One Good Turn (on AO3)
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Asp ([personal profile] senmut) wrote in [community profile] no_true_pair2025-09-08 12:30 pm

Repair (Transformers [G1], Thundercracker/Midnight [OC])

Title:Repair
Fandom: Transformers [G1]
Pairing/Characters: Thundercracker/Midnight [OC]
Content Notes: none
Prompt: September Eight - 5 & 6 - rust

Okay, Sparkle, hold still )
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smallhobbit ([personal profile] smallhobbit) wrote in [community profile] no_true_pair2025-09-08 04:12 pm

Rust (Sherlock Holmes/Winnie-the-Pooh, Ferret/Tigger Holmes

Title: Rust
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (ACD) & Winnie-the-Pooh
Pairing/Characters: Ferret & Tigger Holmes
Content Notes: No warning needed
Prompt: September 8th - rust

Rust on AO3
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divinemissem13 ([personal profile] divinemissem13) wrote in [community profile] no_true_pair2025-09-07 11:38 pm

Many Happy Returns - The Closer/ Hacks - Brenda Leigh Johnson, Deborah Vance

Fandoms: The Closer/ Hacks
Pair: Brenda Leigh Johnson/ Deborah Vance
Word Count: 1,585
Rating: T
Prompt: "Did you write this?"

Many Happy Returns
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cmk418 ([personal profile] cmk418) wrote in [community profile] no_true_pair2025-09-07 10:43 pm

Help Has Arrived - Game of Thrones/Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Sansa Stark/Faith Lehane

Title: Help Has Arrived
Fandom: Game of Thrones/Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: Sansa Stark/Faith Lehane
Prompt: Day Seven- Sansa Stark & Faith Lehane - did you write this?

Help Has Arrived )
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the_paradigm ([personal profile] the_paradigm) wrote in [community profile] no_true_pair2025-09-07 04:36 pm

I'm Captain Basch fon Ronsenburg of Dalmasca! (FFXII, Basch/Fran)

Title: I'm Captain Basch fon Ronsenburg of Dalmasca!
Fandom: Final Fantasy XII
Pairing/Characters: Basch/Fran
Content Notes: The declarations in Bhujerba have some polarizing opinions. Fran needs to come to her own conclusion.
Prompt: September 7th: "Did you write this?"

I'm Captain Basch fon Ronsenburg of Dalmasca! @ Ao3.
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goddess47 ([personal profile] goddess47) wrote in [community profile] no_true_pair2025-09-07 03:22 pm

Creativity from Unexpected Places (Stargate Atlantis; Teyla Emmagen, Rodney McKay)

Title: Creativity from Unexpected Places
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing/Characters: Teyla Emmagen, Rodney McKay
Word Count: 382
Content Notes: none
Prompt: [community profile] no_true_pair September 7 - Rodney McKay & Teyla Emmagen - "did you write this?"



Link to fic: Creativity from Unexpected Places (on AO3)